GRUMPY OLD ME

As i get older i seem to be developing a lot of pet peeves

• Don't call me just when you need a favour from me then ignore me the rest of the time. Thats why i screen your calls.
• Did you know that when you're on a long distant call you actually dont need to shout for the other person to hear you.
• If you dont like where your life is headed then bloody well try and do something about. Don't keep harping on about it. I care. Truly i do. Just not that much that i have to hear about it every time we talk.
• When you use the bathroom please close the door. Just cause its only us girls doesn't mean i care to hear you and your bowel movements. GGGGRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH!!
• If you know you're running late or can't make it call/text its polite to do so. But dont leave it till the eleventh hour that just pisses me off.
• When we go to the pub the general rule is: i buy, you buy. Don't take the piss im not Bill Gates.
• I know low cut jeans are sexy. But only if your pantie is sexy as well. Take a hint.
• And please, please, please close your mouth when your eating. If i've told you once, i've told you a thousand times. Close your fucking mouth when eating and don't talk with your mouth full
• He's just not that into you. Get that into your thick skull for fucks sake.
• You're old enough to be my mother so start acting like it if you expect me to respect you.
• When i say that im not that into politics, cars, etc i mean it so the more you keep going on about it the only thing you manage to do is make want to pull my teeth out (I'M BORED)